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[visiongirl]

Listen up everyone. I'm Cordelia Chase, and I'm a new warden around here. You don't know of me yet, but don't worry, you will with time. I'm not the sort of person you forget.

So what's exactly the deal with this place? Things I need to know? Are there places to shop? Cute guys too oogle? I need the dish. This place is certainly way different than Los Angeles was, that's for sure.

Also, to my inmate, I hope you don't think I'm someone you can push around, buddy. Because I'm not. I'm sure whoever you are, I've dealt with bigger and badder stuff in the past, so save it for someone who cares. You can either let me help me, or I can make you let me.

It's your choice.

Comments

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Guess so.



So I don't get it. Why'd you come? This doesn't really... strike me as your scene. Though I know things have changed since we last ...

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

I think changed might be an understatement for everything that's happened since I last saw you.

...I couldn't stay on earth anymore. The Powers That Be wouldn't let me. At least this way...I can help Angel and the others still.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Are you going to leave that weird sentence hanging or explain what it's supposed to mean?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

It's complicated. But basically...I was in a mystical coma, I woke up, I got one last day on Earth, and then I..well, I didn't die, not exactly, what with the whole being a half demon/higher being now, but I ascended to a higher plane, again, and chose to come here.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you went upstairs and actually... chose to come back?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Well, it was really boring last time I was stuck in a higher plane.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Boring?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I mean, I could see everyone from where I was but I couldn't talk to them or help or anything. It was super lame.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

... So it wasn't, like, heaven? It was just... somewhere up there?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

More or less. It definitely wasn't heaven, I know that much.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

So you just asked to leave?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Well..it was a little more complicated than that..but more or less.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Alright, we'll just... go with less then.

So that's why you're here then? To help people?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. I know, me helping people's a little hard to believe, right? I've come a long way since Sunnydale.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

So, what's the plan? Teach the joys of Gucci to your inmate?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Actually, from the sounds of it she already knows that.


...She reminds me a lot of how I was in high school. Wonder if that's why I got assigned her.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

What's her name?

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Blair Waldorf

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

I haven't talked to her yet.

Anyways, I guess if you need someone to show you around, I'm pretty well versed by this point.

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to get a tour of the place.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

And trust me, some people here offering you the 'tour'? Are not talking about 'of the ship.'

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I'm not surprised by that.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

What room are you in? I'll come fetch you.

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Level 2, Room 8

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Be right there. Stay put.