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[visiongirl]

Listen up everyone. I'm Cordelia Chase, and I'm a new warden around here. You don't know of me yet, but don't worry, you will with time. I'm not the sort of person you forget.

So what's exactly the deal with this place? Things I need to know? Are there places to shop? Cute guys too oogle? I need the dish. This place is certainly way different than Los Angeles was, that's for sure.

Also, to my inmate, I hope you don't think I'm someone you can push around, buddy. Because I'm not. I'm sure whoever you are, I've dealt with bigger and badder stuff in the past, so save it for someone who cares. You can either let me help me, or I can make you let me.

It's your choice.

Comments

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

You sound very confident.

I'm afraid that I'm not quite myself at the moment... but my name is Gellert Grindelwald and welcome to the Barge. As you are a warden I presume you already know the basics.

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

That's because I am.

Not yourself? Did someone bodyswap you or something?

I do, the Admiral filled me in.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Yes. We've had what is known as a 'flood'. It seems many people have changed into others. It will likely wear off in a day or two.

You have remained yourself?

[goodgrasshopper]

As far as I've seen? No places to shop. There are cute guys to look at, though, so it's not a complete loss. I'm Molly, by the way. I'm new here too.

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Well, at least there's something, I guess. A little eyecandy never hurts.

Nice to meet you, Molly.

Libby was biffles with him :c

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

...Cordelia? As in, Angel's Cordelia?

Re: Libby was biffles with him :c

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

...You know Angel?

Is he here? What's he doing here? He's supposed to be back in Los Angeles, defeating evil. I came here to ensure his success. He shouldn't be here.

[voice]

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Welcome, Mademoiselle Chase. I'm Armand St. Just. Please don't mind the voice. I'm currently looking like my older sister. I'm sure we can meet later.

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[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I heard about that the whole...looking like other people thing. That sucks for you.

It's nice to meet you, Armand. I'm sure we can meet sometime.

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[everylittlegirl]

Shopping? No. Boys? Yes.

But like, please try not to be a complete feminine cliche.

Re: [text]

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

I'm not a cliche, not by a long shot. But just because I can kick ass and do lots of other things doesn't mean I have to give up my right to like a nice pair of heels or a great set of abs.

He's from the 1800s. :P

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

How can a women have an inmate? You are a nurse, like the others, are you not?

Oh god. This will be fun. :p

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? Are you some kind of sexist pig or something? Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to be a nurse or something like that. I can be whatever I want, thank you very much.

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[alwaysthequeenb.livejournal.com]

How adorable, a warden with an over-exaggerated sense of self-importance, I'm just so impressed.

God, and you're from Los Angeles. Where does the Admiral find you people?

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[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Actually, originally I'm from Sunnydale, but I've been living, or had been, in Los Angeles for a while.

And it's not overexagerated. I am important, and your little snide remarks aren't going to convince me that I'm not.

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to leave threatening my inmate until I actually know who the heck that is but anyway, hi! I'm Piper!

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I like to assert my dominance. Might as well be straightforward for the get go.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Hello, Ms Chase. I'm Bob Fraser and I'm inmate. Welcome.

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Good to know at least some of the inmates have manners.

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[clonedcuckoos.livejournal.com]

Apparently the only thing to know is strange things happen. Oh, and there are murders now and again. Overall, nothing too big.

Though we're new too. We could have missed something.

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[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this place is sounding more and more like home.

[jungledoctor.livejournal.com]

Hey Cordelia, I'm Jack. I'm not too sure what oogling is, but you may have to hold back on that for the next few hours or days... however long this flood lasts for. There's a chance whoever you oogle might not exactly be the same person you expected them to be.

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

So I've heard. Lots of body swapping going on.

[cuzitswrong.livejournal.com]

Cordelia??

[knowmypurpose.livejournal.com]

Dawn? What are you doing here?